If you can't beat 'em...

Seeing as everyone on the planet has a blog then we say US TOO PLEASE!!



today I dug a hole, feeling oddly dissatisfied with the experience I decided to start a blog..



thingz i like to do include listening to tina turner, watching australia's next top model ("game on mole") and beating peoples' brains out at settlers!



i think i look like ethan hunt (circa MI II) when i wear a leather jacket and block coloured t-shirt



and here is the proof..



and although everyone keeps making the obvious ethan hunt reference i try every day, in every way, to be like lance.



imagine how different your life would be if every time you made a decision you thought first "what would lance do?"



are you satisfied with winning ONLY 5 TdF's? do you run out of breath rushing to the fridge for that last piece of chocolate mousse? are you a scientologist, or worse, a metrosexual??



do you think lance is?



if you haven't guessed yet i am 3 sheets to the wind & about 25 keystrokes away from earning myself a jihad

till now i've assumed the internet was invented by & for the enjoyment of paedophiles & i.t. programmers, however, it is a great place to dump pointless vitriol which no-one will ever, ever read.






there comes a time in every man's life when he has to accept his advancing years, nay embrace them, and purchase a jacket. i have chosen this moment to buy a smoking jacket..

i think my favourite place in the whole world is sardinia although i have never been there. in fact, i never will go there since the odds of it living up to my expectations are as remote as a korean skipper beaching a 225m japanese coal ship flying under a panamanian flag of convenience on a newcastle beach in 18m seas & 60 knot winds.

and that is all the reluctant blogger has in him.

BTW, things that keep me awake at night include - what does missy higgins really mean when she sings "we will bleed together"?, is jessica simpson a bloke in a bad blonde wig (check out her jawline!)? & if you were coaching the tahs what sort of drugs would you need to ingest before you signed sheehan & valentine ahead of holmes, i mean honestly???????

my interesting fact for the day is about the dog on the tucker box (5 or 9 miles from gundagai). did you know why we still celebrate that dog? cause he took a dump on a ploughman's lunch, hilarious. a fact which has not dulled my gorgeous wife's enthusiasm for this aussie icon.

my question for the day is - how many people around the world are being evicted from reality tv shows each week?

oh, and here are my girls